Coming Attractions: The House with a Clock in Its Walls

Coming Attractions: The House with a Clock in Its Walls

According to Deadline, Eli Roth is set to direct and Jack Black is set to star in a film adaptation of the John Bellairs novel The House with a Clock in Its Walls, based on a script by Supernatural creator Eric Kripke. And I wouldn't be a fangirl if I didn't have strong opinions about a movie that hasn't … Continue reading Coming Attractions: The House with a Clock in Its Walls

Monster Monday: Satan’s Little Helper

Monster Monday: Satan’s Little Helper

Happy Monster Monday, fiends! Today's monster comes from one of my favorite "What the hell is this?" video store finds: Satan's Little Helper. It has such a good title that I have been tempted to decree one of Jessia's Laws of Horror in its honor, but unfortunately I have been disappointed by movies with similarly … Continue reading Monster Monday: Satan’s Little Helper

Monster Monday: The Gentlemen

Monster Monday: The Gentlemen

Greetings and salutations, denizens of the Internet. Rejoice, for today is Monster Monday! I have been watching a lot of Buffy the Vampire Slayer lately, so today's monster is the creepiest of all the BTVS baddies: The Gentlemen. Appearing in "Hush," one of the best episodes of the series, The Gentlemen – who are so … Continue reading Monster Monday: The Gentlemen

It’ll Build Up My Blood: Suspiria Ink

It’ll Build Up My Blood: Suspiria Ink

As you may recall, I have mentioned my love for Suspiria a time or two on this blog before. Yesterday, I went to the Little Rock Tattoo Show to immortalize that love in the form of a tattoo. I had planned to walk the floor to take photos of horror tattoos to show you guys — … Continue reading It’ll Build Up My Blood: Suspiria Ink

Monster Monday: Hobgoblins

Monster Monday: Hobgoblins

A very happy Monster Monday to you all! Today's monster comes from the inimitable 1988 classic Hobgoblins. This movie is absolutely terrible, and I love it dearly. It is also the subject of one of the best episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000. (Director Rick Sloane has a great sense of humor - he submitted … Continue reading Monster Monday: Hobgoblins

Headache Horror

Headache Horror

Dearest fiends, I try to post a few times a week in addition to Monster Mondays, but sometimes your friendly neighborhood horror blogger has to deal with debilitating migraines. To make up for this week's posting drought, I have curated for you a selection of horror scenes that most accurately depict the migraine experience. They're … Continue reading Headache Horror

Monster Monday: They Live

Monster Monday: They Live

Happy Monster Monday, fiends! Today's monster comes from John Carpenter's classic anti-establishment sci-fi-action-horror-comedy They Live. Featuring one of the most famous fight scenes and one of the most hilariously ludicrous tough guy lines in film history, They Live is a must-see. I normally only include monster photos on Monster Monday, but since today is a … Continue reading Monster Monday: They Live