Thanksgiving is just two days away, and for a lot of Americans that means three things: turkey, football, and awkward family dinners. My particular brand of awkwardness this year will involve my grandmother finding out that I have blue and purple hair. Though it's hardly earth-shattering, I am really dreading that conversation, fiends. But if … Continue reading “What? No Pudding?!” 5 of Horror’s Most Awkward Family Dinners
Tag: Horror Movie
Happy Monster Monday, fiends! Today's monster comes from a movie that I watched so that you don't have to – Birdemic: Shock and Terror. It's kind of like The Birds, except that it is absolutely terrible. The gist is that humans have screwed up the planet so much that birds start attacking us, but in … Continue reading Monster Monday: Birdemic: Shock and Terror
Today is my birthday, kiddies, so I leave you with the trailer for one of my horror-filled birthday traditions, a trailer that Edgar Wright had to have been thinking about when he made his Grindhouse masterpiece Don’t!: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OEalmOJsvM0 Stay creepy, kiddies!
The most wonderful day of the year is finally here, fiends! I hope you have a spooky day and find zero toothbrushes in your trick-or-treat bag. Unfortunately, today is also the final day of our 31 Days of Halloween Horrorthon. I hope you’ve enjoyed it as much as I have, and I thank you very … Continue reading HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Happy All Hallows’ Eve Eve, kiddies! Nothing scares me more than a good haunted house story, and I have three lined up today that I hope will have me cowering under my blanket and sleeping with the lights on. I’m sticking to my rules, so we’re starting with a movie I’ve never seen before: The … Continue reading 31 Days of Halloween: Haunted House Horrorthon
Happy birthday to Winona Ryder, patron saint of strange and unusual girls! As was foretold, Stranger Things 2 premiered this weekend. I’ll post my write-up later this week, but for now let me just show a little love to supermom and town weirdo Joyce Byers... ...and even more love to Lydia Deetz, the idol of every … Continue reading Happy Birthday, Winona Ryder!
Greetings and salutations, fiends! Yesterday was all about the classics, and today is all about the cheese. I love me some campy '80s horror, and the movies I have planned for today are some of the best that the subgenre has to offer. I'm really excited to get started, so without further ado, please enjoy … Continue reading 31 Days of Halloween: Totally ’80s Horrorthon