Today is a high holy day for slasher fans, dearest fiends: Friday the 13th of October. A lot of you will probably be getting your Jason on today – please let me know in the comments how you’re celebrating! I will probably watch the original, which emerged victorious in this year’s Summer Camp Slasher Movie Thunderdome, so I’m dedicating this most spooky of holidays to Ari Lehman, AKA The First Jason. I met him at a con several years ago, and he was pretty much the best person ever, so: happy fictional birthday, Ari.

Have a good weekend, kiddies, and remember: it’s “Ki, ki, ki; ma, ma, ma.”